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because you need more razzle dazzle in your life
extra manly razzle dazzle. like the ways.
Created on 2007-09-07 23:06:50 (#13770132), last updated 2009-07-13
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Basic Info| Name: | shake these zipper blues |
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| Birthdate: | 10-06 |
| Location: | Ohio, United States |
| Website: | my del.icio.us |
Bio
I AM THE LEMIC. YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER LEMICS BEFORE ME.
Goes by Chris / 17 years old / Resident teenage tranny (at your service *salutes*)
The 'little brother' of three people and counting.
Has been known to draw/write/make icons (a lot)
V. easygoing / Secretly a giant cupcake. / Will only bite if you're into that / friend at will!
Old entries/some new entries friends only.
Username- one who believes in the philosophy of "do as thou wilt" (tragically, there is no such thing as a lemic. I am not an insurance company! also, it is pronounced thel-e-mic)
ALSO INTO:
BANDOM / Waycest / Fic / Flailing / tentacles~~~ / UNICOOOOORNS / Mikeyway's everything / Diet Pepsi / Fight Club / The Boondock Saints / Good Omens / Doctor Who / Supernatural
Labyrinth / Monty Python and the Holy Grail / My Chemical Romance / Kidneythieves / Tom Waits / Nine Inch Nails / Capslocking
Pete/Mikey / Frank/Gerard / Frank/Bob / Frank/Mikey / Fall Out Boy / Empires / The Matches / David Bowie / Sleep / Transmetropolitan
Writing Journal / Icon Journal / Cowriting Journal / Myspace / Facebook
THAT'S WHAT ZE SAID:
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restless_jedi: "Somehow I suspect you are at the root of the matter. I think you have weird internet powers that make people say and think insane things.""...well, if there was, I think it would be. um. we've implied the toastaby wouldn't go for it. so it would be noncon."
Me: "... dude, how did we get incestuous toastrape in this story? o_o"
"THAT WAS ALL YOU."
"Hail Mikey, full of toast, the Butter is with thee; blessed art thou among knives, and blessed is the fruit of thy toaster. Holy Mikey, Son of God, pray for us vampires, now and at the hour of our toasting. Amen."
"More football movies should involve dead people, just sayin'."
"IF YOU TELL ANYONE I SPOKE HICK, I WILL EAT YOUR LIVER."
secrethitmen: "Down with the man, especially if he's straight and not sleeping with his brother.""So who's the dude who gets Bob Bryar pregnant?"
mwestbelle: "but you could keep the cut-out in your room. keeping an actual schoolgirl in your room to jerk off to is generally frowned upon.""Hearts. Broken. And then it's like "Damn! Doesn't anyone come into their magical heritage at 21? Tell me I still have a chance!"
Me: Unless magical heritage is code for drinking age, nope.
"It's like you were built for sexual enslavement for college students!"
"Well yes. How will anyone take me seriously if i don't have a sparkly bondage lanyard?"
Me: "A very good question! It's the new accessory of the season."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are now beginning our descent into Special Hell. Special Hell is currently a balmy 500gajillion degrees. Please make sure to have your soul ready for eternal torment when we land. Thank you for flying with us, we hope you have an unpleasant eternity."
justhush: "your flist will soooon be the size of Timbuktu~and you'll be overwhelmed with flisters
who will slowly keeeeel you
but who will save the day?~
from your insane flist woes?
i will tell you on the count of ten!
(1... 2.. 3..---OH FORGET THIS.)
IT'S THE LOVELY JEEN~
jen has to figure out how exactly she's gonna save you. I'm just the... jester? idk. OH WOE IS ME, I AM A FOOL WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE ISSSS~~~~~~~"
theworstliar: "but showers are not for our people!"Me: "but but but there are these funny people at my school who make faces at me when i smell. one of them drives me to school. she has my last name. i think she may be related to me.
she goes by the alias 'mom'"
"she is not to be trusted! she is one of them."
andcrashrewind: "but you threw it so that i would trip and you could continue shoving me into a french horn!"stephanometra: "IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU CARROT-PHOTOSHOPPING MENACE."rawkenr0ll: "THEY MAKE YOU FAT AND UNABLE TO HEART MIKEYWAY.A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!"
"Nothing puts me in a good mood like vibrators and cock rings."
hikarinotabi: "I support anyone's right to fetishize a viola."two_grey_rooms: "I DO NOT THINK I CAN TRY YOUR FOOLPROOF SEDUCTION PLAN,I.E. SITTING IDLY AND ATTRACTIVELY AND GETTING TEXTED, FOR MY EXISTENCE LACKS BOTH GOOD POSTURE AND TEXTING.
PERHAPS I HAVE A SEXY SLUMP AND WILL ATTRACT A CHICK WHO ENJOYS SENDING TELEGRAMS? I'M PRETTY OLD SCHOOL."
Me: "WAIT FOR THE ONE WHO TAPS OUT MORSE CODE MESSAGES IN CLASS! A TOTAL WINNER."
two_grey_rooms: "OMG I'D TAP THAT."fallingfortruth: "Eh. There are weirder things."Me: True. Like... my first instinct is to say tentacle monsters. I don't know what that says about me.
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